They are sweethearts even though they all hump the crap out of each other.

I hate to hear "Mid Century Modern"being used so much recently.Come on, just say "crap from the 50s that our parents threw out".D

He lived there for a year and never notified you of this alleged issue until he was facing eviction, and now he's trying to throw some crap against the wall and hope something sticks.

For me, it took realizing that we were planning how to spend our "tax return" three years ahead of actually getting them...then it dawned on me that if I made too much money to qualify for that crap, I probably wouldn't need to worry about being able to afford the stuff we were planning to buy with it!  

You know, I think I am seeing the problem...But anyway, I guess I'll try one more time to help you out.First, stop with the fantasy crap.  

I think if a property managers excuse for why they keep it is because its extra work is crap!

I get LOTS of applicants off these groups.I get flooded with inquiries, many of which will be crap.

What if some redneck landlord complains about understanding that rif raf hip hop ebonic crap!   

Your landlord's argument that the house was vacant and therefore they didn't know is crap (both literally and figuratively).

There is no financing available except for him.IF he cannot find someone to buy them he will give them to the renters or sell with a rent credit of very small amount because of the Franklin crap thing.