There are plenty of kids who don’t want to pay $700 per bed to live on the other side of that bridge.

I would love to start working the BRRR strategy, but I don’t have the time to commit to a rehab until all my kids are in school (4 more years).

Don't do that to your kids. 

yes it is an owner occupied residence. my kids and I live here.

Utilized childproof feature so our kids can't shut it off anymore and put it on basement mode (it runs continuously now).

@Sean Cole I did hear several people there saying they wanted the house for their kids.

I kid I kid, no seriously don't.

For an area that supports vacation rentals bigger will yield more profit.I often see extended families, grandparents, parents, kids vacationing together or attending college football games or being together for Christmas.

Sounds like a good technique to teach my kids.

I called them and explained that it was just a large, regular, family home that was used for our family and our foster kids.