The ONLY reason there is gravity, is because my head is SO big, it generates its own gravity field.

This left me scratching my head, with no answers:The law seems to say yes to flippingThe guide seems to say yes, but only if there is no sales contract in place (which suits flippers)The bank affidavit seems to say yes, but only with sales contract in place (huh?)

Thanks for the heads up HML!

I recently sold my home (5 year live-in flip) for a 100k net profit, am single with a dog and really just want to start fresh in an area that I feel i can more closely relate too.My main question would be, should i look into buying something as an investment property (20-ish percent down) while i still have w2 income up here or would it be more financially responsible to head on down and rent for up to a year while i situate my work/living life, then apply for a owner occupied / FHA loan to save some capital.I'm not too afraid of finding a job, whether it be with a local contractor, a similar restaurant gig or really anything w2 related, as i have a solid work ethic and am not picky.

I can give you a referral to one of the head of marketing for them if you like. 

But we are thinking of giving them a heads-up. 

I have the feeling you are making it more complicated in your head than it really is.

I could also support it as a pure cost if worst case scenario there's another covid shutdown or we head for an apocalyptic great recession.

-People with no experiece and not doing any deals: More often than not, I"ve seen them fail and head back to their day job. 

There was much that went over my head, so I plan to read it again.