I have impact driver cordless driver, 2 different sawzalls, skill saw, metal skill saw, hand planer, jigsaw, portaband,numerous lasers and Hammer drill...

I'm pulling my hair out with this guy, we are now 90% sure we are not going to make closing on time, if at all at this point.

At that point you are just splitting hairs.

I have insurance agencies, hair salons and mechanic shops as clients whose real estate issues are buried in with their other business. 

In this case, because of the utility bill and fraud, you have him by the hair of his head!

Maybe bump that up a hair, but it's not bad.

I just lost a $1000 1 month reservation within minutes of the lady checking in because the guest found a single hair in the sheets and what looked like couple flakes of dandruff or crumbs.

I would have bought more 2, 3 and 4 unit buildings instead of keeping a laser focus on SFR.

If you have a healthy market then your rent should be fine at/a hair below/a hair above market.

Home inspectors: I know some with a solid understanding of construction having owned properties en masse and then I’ve met the ones who show up with peach fuzz for facial hair barely having left their moms spare bedroom writing reports with 300 things they flag, killing a deal due to their incompetent opinion.