Well if you go to my website you can see I am a super sexy dude with a brain 3 times the size of your dogs, kind and awesome eager to make a deal with you.

I would love to hear how y'all would or have handled this, for future reference.

It was a lot of work but the education I received has been more valuable than the money I saved.And now when a tenant calls with a question about something there are so many times I can refer them back to the section of their lease that covers this issue. 

It is run by the Grant street group and the website for bidding is very good.

SCENARIO: Borrower calls me from my website after doing an internet search on Stated Income ALT loan programs for Self Employed borrowers.  

I have a plat map showing the proposed partition and I can reference the map in the purchase agreement but that's all I've got.

I came to be reading that book / be on this website by way of the two BP podcasts, which I found from ChooseFI and FIRE Drill podcasts respectively. 

I wouldn't lie about anything but if for some reason they think they have tricked you they will clean thinking they will get their deposit back.Then you can quote your lease and explain they have broken it.I have had tenants suddenly start turning into lawyers and quoting some portion of they law that helps their case.It boils down to the contract they signed which is your lease.You could ask them to send the reference to law that states this for your attorney to review.

Let me know if you need attorney or CPA references in San Diego. 

Have them fill out a form of former landlord references.