IMO, projecting financial ratios are pretty much spinning your wheels in RE.

I had a recent case where the inspector cited our property for cracks in the driveway.Me to Inspector: "no problem, can we wait until spring to fill the cracks" Inspector to me: "Sure, but you can not rent it out until the cracks are filled"We were talking 1/8" cracks, that only took a couple of hours of work... but it could not be done with an inch of snow on the ground.As a licensed property manger, I work with these folks every day.

Buying replacement doors starts to get as expensive as just replacing the cabinets.If it's a low-end rental, you can just replace all the doors with 3/4 inch plywood.

I can't get him down enough in price to where I think it'd be profitable to wholesale to an end buyer. Contractor quoted minimum of $75,000 worth of rehab. I spoke to someone recently at an investor meetup about my ex...

The market tanked, we lost considerable value (now inching its way back up rather slowly), and the management arrangement fell through.. 

We only shovel or plow if it's 4 inches or more.

any exterior step wider then 42 inches needs a railing.....i get this one. 

HAHAHA it's ok @Indrani Peyton we've all been there :) I commend you though on taking initiative with net working and greasing the wheels

Have them be responsible for the mowing with language in the lease that, if it grows higher than so many inches, you will do it and charge how ever much with the next month's rent.  

Positive thing is seller has wheels and axles and extra land where they could be moved around the corner and torn down on site, while another newer unit could be put on its former lot at same time.