I recently invested in a private equity that is paying about 8% monthly distribution with a short lock up period. 

It depends on the property and location to know what programs are available to you.You can get 30-year terms, though the fixed rate period will generally be 10-years or less.While lenders are focused on the primary source of repayment--the property cash flows--most still care about the sponsor's liquidity and net worth.

It may label me as "unprofessional," but I can live with that.If I have no debt, and do not acquire or sell any assets in a given period of time, will my net worth really change enough to bother checking it?

No guaranteed at all since turn-key company cannot control over the local management/providers5.

My lease wording: Rent shall start on Date and continue to Date after which time this Lease Agreement will become a month to month agreement unless this Lease Agreement is renewed for a specified period of time.I've read multiple forum posts on BP and there seems to be a few common options:1.

See the link to the rule: https://selling-guide.fanniema...You can refinance existing residential loans into commercial loans where you don't have a personal guarantee.

Keep in mind they'll require a personal guarantee, so one of you or maybe all will have to do that. 

Tried to match the stain to the period. 

Do a cashout refi (only need a 6 month seasoning period with most places).  

In short, they only allow animals that are already trained and temperment known.  6) They require the resident to never leave the animal home alone for such and such period.