Just let them know how lucky you are compared to others that you can make money so easily and with little risk involved, two key phrases you need to learn and use, return and risk.

The MI claims are a joke and are usually only for 25% of the total loss amount or less (I used to file these with the MI companies).

I think the phrase is "a fool and his money are easily parted".

The exam is a joke, and the questions on the test have little to do with creative real estate.

We need a forum on here just for trivia, jokes and puzzles...

2003 Chevy Blazer with 32K miles on it, no joke.

Of course he laughed and said he was joking but I don't think so.

IMHO, that's a much better way to phrase it than the confusing "mortgage assignment" term.Ultimately, though, the end buyer is purchasing a property from the original seller subject to the existing mortgage.

They may contact you.Usually upset, asking who you are and why are you trying to sell their house.If so you can tell them your a Real Estate Investor who has another property in the neighborhood for sale and kids must have moved the sign to their yard as a joke.

The key phrases should be kept short and pointed.