I started looking at FSBO homes, and found one that looked promising. 73k for a 2 bed/2 bath condo, 1173 square feet in Veags.

Your "highest calling" is something that gets you out of bed everyday.

Once a section 8 tenant finds a 2 bed single they tend to stay for a long time (3,4 5 years or more).

A few days later he would ask me to bring my lawnmower over (he didn't own a pick-up) and I'd discover that he had already weeded the beds, trimmed the trees and shrubs, edged the yard.If the neighborhood was the least bit dodgy (seldom with my rentals) or if I was worried about the former tenants, he would take his air mattress, a bit of cookware and his portable TV and radio and "move in" during the work.When he was finished I would ask him how much I owed him for everything.

Why should innocent children have to go to bed hungry because we want to discourage these parents?

The first step in the rental process should be a credit check. ...You gotta love it when they can't make up their mind as to what the first step should be :D

I will beat them to pointing out how the EPA's in bed with them through the Gulf of Mexico Foundation.

So I go back a few days later to lay down some mulch and when I checked the other tenants flower bed, I noticed that they planted the plants, still in the freaking black plastic pots!!

Josh is officially the winner of said battle :) Ok maybe I ought to go to bed now :)

It's like the buzz wearing off and waking up in the bed of the fat ugly chick and reminiscing about how good it was with the batsh-- crazy one.