Doesn’t give the best impression to high end clients so I usually work with coworkers and other investors who don’t judge my beater!

I was under the impression he'd need or want to see the property 1st.

I was under the impression I needed to go through some kind of regulatory process with DCRA to separate out the utilities and rent out the top and bottom to different tenants.... not the case??

I plan on doing a cash purchase (trying to avoid bank loan and mortgage) which I am not sure if that is a good idea.I was always under the impression that the Poconos is a vacation area and I was quite surprised to think that STR would be restricted. 

What should this information actually tell an investor about his investments or is it just designed to leave an "impression", whether accurate or not?

I get the impression that each lender has a similar but different process so I feel like this is something you'd have to go through with each lender used.

I know most will suggest not painting brick but I don’t think pant removal is in the budget and when I look at the side not painted already, I’m not impressed with the appearance of the brick.Also, it is on a dead end street in a rural area with about 10 other brick ranches (none painted) and I think a stylish gray with matching new roof will make it stand out.  

Account Closed Very impressive that you went after 50 agents.

If you have an ADU on your property, it's super easy to find out approximately how much you can take out through just a few clicks with only a soft credit pull...A side note: the founder of Figure.com Mike Cagney also founded Sofi and they got pretty some impressive investors.

I was under the impression everything had been taken care of at closing.