When you take issue with someone's work y ou contact them, let them come inspect and (hopefully) attempt to correct the deficiency.

The pic w the back of the front door showing 5 or 6 locks doesn't convey a good look of safe neighborhood or any attempt to make a door attractive.2.

Now of course I have heard some of terms and lingo being thrown around by friends, family, and now the podcast, but I still wouldn't even attempt to engage in any of these forum posts due to my lack of knowledge.

If you are new, you should think about house hacking, if that works for you, as your first attempt.

I made offers attempting to BRRRR and a couple of attempted flips in Indianapolis. 

What I would not do it state a number outside the expert range such as a 50% decline (that you used) and attempt to pass that off as the normal decline.  

Many will say it is, but what we're not seeing is the collateral, credit, character, or experience of the borrower.

Keep that in mind if your walls have 'character',  I grab a gallon or 2 of mistints (I have about 80 acquired over time and also  mix like-bases) off my shelf, depending on the home and room being painted.  

I recently paid $50K for access to a “tribe” where I, as a complete newb with no relevant industry experience at all, was taught to stand up a webpage touting the benefits of multifamily and then come and start posting here.I was taught to attempt to attract money from people like you who have recently come into a large pile of wealth and have no plan whatsoever.What I will do is take your money, and give it to this random other person in my $50K mentorship program who also has basically no experience raising and deploying capital.When I give them $100K I have raised from you, I will be given a 10% finders fee of $10K.

Moreover, lenders will very likely require you to use a closing attorney and not attempt to do everything yourself.