Tenant Improvement Allowance (TIA) which can be $10-$30/foot upon signing a lease, brokers fees another 6%, a failed business goes bankrupt and leaves you vacant and after 6 months you find a tenant but guess what, there's more TIA and more brokers fees.I kind of see commercial properties as a giant furnace of money.

All timelines ending on weekends/holidays would be pushed to the next business day...  

I was going to get a roommate but we have family come down during the holidays.

A friend of mine does co-op mailers on these giant postcards using every door direct mail from the United States Postal Service.

Unless those kids are paying a giant amount each month in rent to make up for the 6 month loss you're going to take leading up to it.

The next one is July 11th due to the holiday.

My family needed a place to live for ~5 years, we couldn't rent because I have lots of kids and a giant dog, and since I'm an investor, I wanted a deal with numbers and exit strategies I could be happy with. 

There certainly won’t sit a giant vacant Hospital there.

My wife would surely make me move if she had to deal with the large water bugs, giant crickets, and scorpions!

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