As often as humanly possible.

I'm finding other refurbished stuff, but not in my location...I've called all the used appliance places around me and none have stock (including Habitat for Humanity Restore).  

Most people would agree that a human life is sacred and carries a higher value than almost anything else on earth.

You have to meet with actual humans F2F and do deals. 

Maybe, but I have a lot of faith in humanity, our principals, and the American people.

I have passed on plenty of upsells and any thinking human being can smell BS when they see it.

Reasonable process is to act like a reasonable human and go knock on the door of the house you just purchased.  

I have a client house hacking a 4-unit with 3 kids under the age of 5.I mean, it can be done.The vast majority of the billions of humans who ever lived spent their lives in close quarters with their kin in what we would call shacks.

Housing is a human right.

I know it sounds high, but it's cheaper to evict a human tenant than a gopher tortoise.