This guest even requests to extend their booking 5 more days.  

I'd start by sending a copy of the violations to your tenants and let them know they will pay for them if it happens again...even if this is necessarily enforceable I would use it as a scare tactic.Maybe my friends @Mark Ainley or @Jared Kott has dealt with this before and can help...

However, it was nice to see the boss squashing the SPAM (even if it was 11 years ago).  

Even with no power to it.

Also, going in with realistic expectations, you aren't going to be able to pull 100% of your money out, but what if you pulled 80% out and you had a good rental property asset that will probably break even best case scenario? 

Even if they’re separate buildings on the same parcel. 

You can even do an FHA 203(k) and finance repairs.You will learn so much that you can then apply elsewhere.PM us for additional assistance.

I tend to find that if your comps don't have an amenity that you have - even better. i.e. in Orlando dozens of Airbnbs have game rooms but in Davenport, you may be the only one!

Going back to my original question...and I'll try and simplify it even more and I'll even pick an exact number. 

Even at a conservative 8% cap rate the building is worth around $1.625M.