2) How much effort do you think they'll really put into showing up and not blowing off showing your property to instead go on a listing appointment?

Before I was an agent I would BLOW EVERYONE up as a buyer(usually I was in a dual agent situation so I offered that extra commision on the table as incentive) and would find myself on the top of the pile and getting in contract.

The property stayed dry with the exception of a couple low spots.

Out lease doesn't mention blow-up pools, so I am not sure how to deescalate the situation here.

Picking your market isn't as cut and dried as as you would think.

A 1.6 EM, even if factored every 2 years (and taking 25% out for taxes at every sale) turns a one-time investment of $200k into $8M over 20 years, and that is still blowing my mind.Other than all that, yes diversification is good, and we probably need more of it!

In a setting like yours, this would be super easy to enforce, as there is only one dog.In the scheme of things, this is a minor issue so don't blow it up. 

Did you blow your stock account up?

On the re-inspection the inspector takes 7 random dust wipes per unit and sends them to the lab to be tested for lead dust (a regular shop vac would blow dust out the back).

If your client has already cut sheetrock and dried up the place then you are golden.