Then I noticed on the bottom of your post " guest on episode 83" I realized that I was listening  to that podcast a while ago.

I use coral guidebooks to send to my guests.

Or even worse, pay the fees AND have the guests pay them too?

@Ben Leybovich given your "status" I would have expected more from you.

@Scott Roelofs, that is interesting but the federal status of cannabis still makes me uncomfortable investing in that space

How do I secure the WiFi so that guests don’t get in my admin settings or do anything illegal that can get me in trouble?

Just that someone from the property management company could possibly swing by for status updates for an additional fee. 

Anyone here ever borrowed against Gold and/or Silver Bullion for purchasing real estate?

In Mexico, Panama, Argentina and Uruguay they used to have "Gold Accounts."

However, fair housing laws as interpreted by the California courts make the process a little more complicated.Fair Housing FoulThe Unruh Civil Rights Act and the California Fair Employment and Housing Act prevent landlords from discriminating between would-be tenants on the grounds of their sex, race, color, religion, sexual orientation, marital status, ancestry, national origin, source of income, disability or medical condition.