At the moment, we are under the impression that you need a 9to5 or proof of 2 year income(self employed).

1000 units/year is a heck of a goal and that is very impressive.

If not, what gave you the impression it was?  

You only get one shot to make a first impression in terms of the condition of the house.

There is one very major drawback however, you won't be able to impress the average village idiot that you are a "player" because you have an LLC.Please let me know what specific tax advantages there are to operating a portfolio of  rental properties within a legal entity structure that can't be obtained otherwise.

I was under the impression that the cleaning fee, takes care of the cleaning costs or at least the majority of them.   

I had been interested in the Pecan Valley/Highland Hills area, but I was off it because I was under the impression it wasn't appreciating much - but I was wrong about that, based on your numbers!

I was under the impression you couldn’t raise rents until the current lease was up.

I try to have them all in before it activates as you'll never get better exposure or chance to make that first impression than when it's sent out immediately to current active buyers with automatic searches. 

My impression is that you are an intelligent person, who fully expected regulation on STR to continue to increase.