They do not need to be fancy or catchy.

Doable without the fancy software they're trying to sell?

Pretty Fancy. ok the couch looks hideous.

Now you've just bought yourself a regular route in your weekly routine, so you better get something close to you.

That said, I've also found that people are becoming less and less likely to focus on fancy media presentations at conferences anyway- the impression I get is that they now figure they can check out your online info anytime anyway. 

Dressing it up with fancy words doesn't change the fact.

Nothing fancy, just longer term investing.

The downside is that you don't have a big fancy office, but in my opinion, the days of big fancy RE offices meaning something to the client are over (especially for the way we operate).

One sentence that i want to point out is this "For instance, a friend may want to give you a fancy restaurant dinner to thank you for your help, but someone at your state licensing agency may decide that the meal is a fee.

Get the real estate license, then interview brokerages to find one that suits your fancy.