Fridge fell over, cupboard doors opened up, all the dishes and glasses we owned were now on the floor along with the fridge contents.

She has to have hard wired but only satellite is available.

No dishwasher, because in 1950, washing dishes was (fasten your seat belt) woman's work! 

When I show the property to potential tenants I'm extremely clear that I expect to be paid on the 1st, that they are not to leave dishes out, and that they need to be quiet and respectful of everyone else at night.

I do not really know anybody that can dish out large sums of money like that. 

Was in Aerospace for 15 years making rockets and satellites and a big life event happened in 2018, so I decided to pivot and try something to maximize my time doing things that I like to do and figured I'd give RE a try. 

All you have to do is locate it somewhere in the unit that is reasonably secure.If you are planning to DIY it, find an internet service provider and let them have cable (or satellite) installed.

Seller to cancel service and have all dishes and wires removed within 30 days of the end of the last lease.

Trash bags, dishwasher pellets, kleenex, vacuum cleaners, dish soap, paper towels, etc. 

Plumber goes out and finds the sink full of dishes, but no leak.