No hiding, no deception, no playing with words, no manipulation.Do it right and see how much money you will make!

SFH's generally get better pricing than 2-4's, so that will play affect here too.Otherwise, what you have here is a pretty typical PML quote IMO. 

Do you need the cash flow now to supplement your income or are you looking for more of an appreciation play?

(Agent & investor)A:You need the Primary borrower if he's dead a death certificate and an heir the transaction is quicker.Some lenders will have deed restrictions so you may not be able to sell the property right away usually 30-90 days. if you're buy and hold investor it doesn't matter.Short sales can be a great opportunity for deals.

@Melanie Dupuis I was hitting a dead end trying to finance a STR deal through my mortgage broker.

Like yourself, I am planning for this to be a long term play.

Additionally, it is taking up 5ft x 4ft area that could be better used for storage, play area, etc.

Play around with it to get what you need. 

He played the big shot moneyman right up until a week later, when I found him naked in bed with his furry privates out, high as a kite on some kind of smack, blubbering his eyes out over a 400-lb equally naked woman who had just been brought back from death's door with Narcan by paramedics from the three ambulances and five cop cars blocking up the street my duplex is on."

We found this on Zillow at first, and began playing around with numbers and decided to take a look at it immediately.