"§ 214 (F) THE TENANT HAS UNREASONABLY REFUSED THE LANDLORD ACCESS TO THE HOUSING ACCOMMODATION FOR THE PURPOSE OF MAKING NECESSARY REPAIRS OR IMPROVEMENTS REQUIRED BY LAW OR FOR THE PURPOSE OF SHOWING THE HOUSING ACCOMMODATION TO A PROSPECTIVE PURCHASER, MORTGAGEE OR OTHER PERSON HAVING A LEGITIMATE INTEREST THEREIN;"  If your trying to sell the tenant has to let you in for repairs or you can evict

I spent my first 5 years on ships with minimal access to phones and internet. 

This comes down how easy can the they access wire to pull.Gutting a wire job on a house means cutting holes at rate top of the ceiling to access the old and pull new wire .and many other holes in drywall.

This doesn't make sense as we are a 2 broker firm that doesn't do any residential real estate and I am just looking for access to find a personal investment properties.

Does this site have anything that can't be accessed for free on other sites?

My question is...is there a way to access these funds without being taxed out the wazzoo?

If it's all wrapped up in the tank, access the tank and cut the cable if required and remove it.

I lean towards you holding on to the primary home, accessing the equity and savings to buy a rental.

As mentioned above, crowdsourcing platforms don't allow you to gain access to the sponsor, who is the person (or people) who actually executes on the deal. 

For instance, you need the electrical inspected before you put up the drywall because the inspector may not pass it if they can't see everything you did and you'll have to tear off drywall to give them access.