Again, I wanted to make this as personal as possible, so here is how I went about it:The main body of the letter was typed on a regular white piece of paper.

Once we find good parking investment deals (passes the smell test and we verify the numbers), we pitch it to our top investors who have signed up to get our alerts.

A friend of mine recently had his hardwood floors refinished, partially because of a pet smell.

Friend or not they were representing you and a regulatory body needs to be made aware of his actions. 

A new upstairs tenant moved in and has been complaining that she smells smoke from the downstairs tenant.

This smells fishy to me like any other guru. 

I’ve been a residential General Contractor for 30+ yrs and now that my body is broken, it makes sense for me to invest in NPN or non-performing notes.My strategy is to buy vacant NPN and rehab to rent or resell.

Since my body is already breaking down, funky pains and creaking joints... can't imagine what that means for a building... that I'll have to pay to repair...Lake Tahoe is pretty far, in terms of driving by the way.

There was food and trash and cigarette butts all around the house, the house smelled like vomit and beer.

We've also been eating out almost every meal in an effort not to make the place smell or get dirty