The best you should expect to do is to negotiate specific or more narrowly defined events of default.  

We both work full time and self manage so this has defined our business model. 

The key is to define your goals and the means you wanted to do.

This is the defining competitive element of my business.With this machine, carpet, tile and grout cleaning jobs are faster, cheaper and possibly better than the most skilled cleaner using some previous generation equipment. 

I'm very excited to become a value adding member of this community.At this point, I am defining the business but think I want to find an Investor friendly Broker to hang my RE license with and focus on listing, wholesaling, and or flipping probate and absentee houses.  

My work product hits my computer weekly, without demand or instruction from me.1.Define a specific task that can be done remotely.

In this state, saying too much is not always a good thing, it strictly defines operations and may give more in contradiction than you might think.

@Craig Fithian you can utilize the internet to help define your target area.

It covers some of the character flaws you mentioned.

I generally stay away from email blasts to buyers and prefer to work directly with you to define criteria, so that I can target specific properties to your preferences.