I also own a couple local bars.

Please have at least 2 asset managers contact me via phone or e-mail at xxx-xxx-xxxx or [email protected] Thank youWhile I didn't respond (it wouldn't have been pretty), I thought this could set an example to people of how low the bar has been set.

A dismissal on procedural grounds likely will not bar the landlord from filing the action again.

If he saw me in a bar, he'd send the waitress with the largest cleavage over with a round of drinks. 

Long story short, I legalized it as my office, removing the bathtub, and calling the kitchen an entertainment bar.

I took the following line as to think that maybe you spent time in your younger days in seedy bars and gentlemen’s clubs 🤷‍♂️“I really can't weigh a few hundred bucks in small bills in my fist and not be reminded of some of the fun times of my very much misspent youth.”

A hospital, and some excellent restaurant/bar options already.2.

Well, you buy them and they break and you replace them (almost always especially the latest ones).Anecdotal, but old-style (ie ones with transmission) last about 3-5 years (depending on how much tenants abuse them).Latest ones, direct-drive and no agitator bar, seem a lot more reliable.  

fortunately for you Pennsylvania requires 21 years to adversely possess real estate (one of the longer periods in the country), http://legalbeagle.com/6581465-pennsylvania-squatters-rights.html though the Pennsylvania Bar Association wants to reduce the time required to adversely possess. http://www.philadelphiabar.org/page/BoardResolution1138206252004?

Demographic in this area is young adults and college students/grads  who like being close to all the restaurants/bars/festivals within 2 minute walking.