Remove the magnets and paper off the fridge.

I have a toilet that doesn't have a flapper.... it's fantastic!

Just let your staff (https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/t...) know you're coming so they can be sure the toilet seat is disinfected and the dog bathed.However, after you take @Jim K. amazing course, you'll quickly become super wealthy.

what do your court papers say?

I looked into the hourly usage and can find patterns in what I'm confident are toilet flushes. 

Commercial tenants generally handle their own problems after you rent to them so you won't get into arguments over clogged toilets, drips under the sink etc.

After rebuild/remodel, you're already at $200 positive equity on paper before you collect the first month's rent.This would have been a good project assuming you had access to required capital or funding.   

The best I thought of was to not allow outside water use (car washes, etc...) and install low flow shower heads and toilets.

Not really a starting point IMO for new paper players.

I also bought envelopes, stamps, paper, return labels and a printer.