baking soda + hydrogen peroxide 3% + laundry soapy solution seems to work best to neutralize the skunks secretions from hard surfaces (and pets fur), spot test first though.for human skin, tomato sauce or ketchup helps neutralize more gently. 

SwannyThe #1 question I have been asked the last year and especially the last few months is how do I identify and find the good markets I do to farm, you laid out my "secret sauce" (which is no secret in my opinion) the correct relation of those 3 metrics, not just 1 but all 3. 

If you want to put some hot sauce on it...get your real estate license.

When spaghetti sauce hits the wall and you wipe it off, you will most likely leave some type of "wipe" mark on flat paint but never with gloss.

Not to go too far afield from the original question but this town is different from any other towns with trains because we are  our own little slice or paradise...when you throw your line in the ocean you pull out a plump tasty fish and when you scatter some seeds you grow our own special datil peppers to make a tasty hot datil sauce to brush on your tasty fish...and then throw some oysters and clams on the beach fire grill...we have oceans where you can surf and skim board and Intracoastal where you can Kayak and windsurf  and marshes where you can see pretty pink spoonbills and historic streets and buildings where you can dress like a pirate and drink rum and go argggg....when you can live here NO ONE I repeat NO ONE wants to live by the tracks...so to the original poster I say I would NOT buy anything on the railroad tracks ! 

Dish detergent does not dissolve solid material, including  some sauces which can spray Pest control should only be sent with proof of pests and they should report back as to whether the tenant caused the repair.I think you have a great tenant you won't have to do much for and can keep for a long time.

I get free tomatoes.

And they'll probably have to increase them even more.Then there was the plant nazi who harassed me about my tomato plants planted in pretty ceramic planters....OMG, I couldn't get out of there fast enough!

If I had a pizza shop that grossed me personally 100k in profits, I am sure there would be years that my cheese and tomato sauce expenses would increase. 

Kevin,I can't give you the magic sauce recipe you might be looking for, but can share with you some general advice that might be helpful.