Remote ownership will be my primary play as I want to keep living in SoCal. 

Ultimately, location and demand will play a big role in how it performs.

They got in the game when rates were low and it was easy to find cashflow plays. 

I would play along and let the neighbor know that you are sorry they need to sell their home for these health reasons and offer to buy it for half what its worth.

If you told him you have been playing pickup games for the past year and need help improving your jump shot, now he has evidence you're motivated and a specific goal he can quickly help you work towards.

They play this game because the guy has a criminal record so the woman applies for the apartment alone.  

A second shockwave to housing cannot be supported unless we dip below 3.7% unemployment and the median income: house price gets back closer to 6.33 or sub.I think the rates actually show how it'll play out-- a near term dip, a long term buy.

How many kids get to play minecraft or COD on a big projector screen right? 

You say the contractor is resubmitting the revisions but where is the architect and what role is he/she playing?

DSCR doesn't require the property is rented, but with the loan amount at play that would not be an option for everyone I've heard of.