On the other hand, every house, every property is for sale for the right price, even if it's one of my cash monsters.

As I got there I saw that the trash truck had just left so I called the city to ask if they would be able to come back.  

Even though the ad stated they needed to move ASAP, I could see two hours moving time for them with a small U-haul truck. 

The most popular ones are "broken truck" and "injury" and "sick mom" and "kids" and "wife" and "broken tool".

I’ve dealt with a lot of dirt, getting rid of 10,000 truck loads at a time.  

The excess money goes to my current revolving credit card debt and truck payment with my 2 other loans and I pay off and that frees up 620 extra bucks a month I take care of the place for a year on my current job with my wife making 3300a month and then get this house leased out or rented then that people help pay my mortgage and costs then I get into a better mobile home paying about 300 a month and saving towards the next property soon after that year and making the next down deposit with my own cash and owing no one except the next person to fund my next apt complex!

Tenants can make some seriously weird assumptions about how much of a monster their landlord is.On the other hand, a fruit basket and a bunch of local maps and web addresses for local services, yeah, that does sound nice.

You hired  " Chuck in a Truck ".  

Having a rusty old truck out side that when I start up a cloud of black smoke slides through the neighborhood (I have done that... not good).  

In person is nice the first time because it shows you're making an effort and gives them the chance to see you're not a monster.