I have also managed the day-to-day operations which involved me ensuring all amenities were stocked, coordination with the cleaning staff, and handling communication with challenging guests.My Remote work skills have proven me to be a great asset for my property owner who was not much involved in running their airbnb rental but was well-informed by me. 

@Andrew PostellWhen I go to close the deal on the purchase do I bring a check that is from the LLC, then after file the dead with the court house?

I'd rather not touch my 401k but do have $1.2M in stock I could liquidate.

They will lend on stock / ETFs / Mutual Funds.  

Don't blame me, I didn't kill it, it's been dead for a while.. 

The dead are usually quiet at night….

Are we talking dead spots in grass from urine and trails from running fence lines? 

All I keep getting are dead ends...

In all truth, my laminates - even the cheapest off-the-shelf Lowe's stock ones - have held up just fine and were the best choice for my B units.

Water, electrical shutoffs, and how to reset outlets if they trip.Use cross collateralization of stocks for your down if possible.