Not to mention my mom's side is a literal real estate empire (but that's a whole other story).

@Jeff RutlandYou can literally do everything in your real estate business without hiring out from managing your property, fixing up your house, filing your own tax returns. 

Reading this book will literally add zeros to your bank account if you start out with this system.

I have these in my home as well as rentals, never ever needs a 2nd flush.

The content of the course is mandated by the state and all must teach the same thing, literally.

In my market, appraisers can come from 30-45 minutes away and some of them literally have no clue what the property is actually worth.

The biggest upside is after my first full year or so, self-employed I was getting especially stressed about money, then one day I realized that was literally the only thing that was bothering me..

Your best bet is to go to court for breach of the lease which is gonna cost you, but you might be able to a court date however at least you can get one earlier than February.As of now, FPR filings gets scheduled to february.The fire you property manager.I would literally offer money to get rid of them otherwise don't expect any payment until May.

"7% closing costs and a 200k required minimum value"This literally makes no sense.

Of course, all that being said, it's California, so literally anything could happen.