We've all done it, and unfortunately, you'll be dealing with crap tenants most of the time. 

Her hand is fine....A piece of crap colleague claimed he hurt his back trying to sit down in his chair because someone lowered it...funny thing is he never said anything to anyone and has had back pain ever day for YEARS prior to this, get's up and complains about back pain and does stretches daily for years in front of everyone...then claims his back pain is as a result of someone lowering his chair.

It’s all a “load of crap”, pun intended!

Crap ones.

And as they are struggling it's a lot easier to say "the market is crap" vs saying "I am crap at working in this market".

If he charged you the trade fee, the supplies, the "Tool" fee, and all that crap, then I would say you have 2 options. 1.

I once had an apartment that the tenant cleaned perfectly, except for the threshold that was still covered in dog crap; I thought I had painted it brown - nope!  

It's always advisable to have a clause in there stating something to the effect of "landlord ain't responsible if your crap breaks" With that said it would be very unlikely that I would consider buying the tenant a new TV. 

Holy crap that's some list!

Are we not a protected class for all the crap and drama we put up with to house the community misfits no one wants ?