Tenant agrees not to place into any drain lines of the Premises any non-approved substances, such as cooking grease, sanitary napkins, diapers, children’s toys or other similar object that may cause a stoppage.

Learn to cook for your friends and have them over rather than going to the bars. 

AND RIGHTS1111 The merest internet search will show your folly.That leaves aside the assumption you cook up about socialism.

Another option for low cost apartment type housing is to make very small units without cooking or bathroom facilities (though a chemical toilet for the privacy conscious might work and wouldn't take up nearly as much room as a conventional one does and cost much less without the plumbing and upkeep). 

Kitchen's are surprising noisy with dishes and pots clanking and clamoring, cutlery being dropped, machines being used. 

Once that is determined you may be able to provide some cooking facilities but not enough to infringe on their silly rules.  

75254 a multi billion development on its way that has been cooking for years (midtown Dallas), new big boys apt complexes being built with apt rents between 2 and 2.8k. 

The tenant and his family including children lived in the property about another year, even through the cold PA winters with no heat, no hot water, and no cook stove 

Tim Cook here with the West DFW REI Group. 

@jacob @Jacob Long Tim Cook here with the West DFW REI Group.