After about a month of living there I found out the pressure tank (home had well water) had failed.

Perhaps you are renting out Army tanks or reinforcing everything with steal and corrugated metal. 

A shark disability lawyer would have a case that the tenant is an employee.

Having said that, if you're in upstate New York and your town is considered by lenders (notice how I qualified "considered by lenders") to be rural or if there were ever any underground oil tanks or other things like that, you're going to have to go with a local bank. 

The deals that used to be around are much harder to come by, and there’s a lot of sharks circling the MLS waiting for something to pop up. 

The water's warm, and it's nice swimming in Michigan as long as you watch out for the sharks and anchors.

There's a mix of good reviews and horror stories though, and as we're superhosts (airbnb) or premier plus (VRBO) on all the properties we're a bit worried about a PM tanking our good reviews.

If the Fed can waive its magic wand and support asset prices at will, then why did the Fed this very morning warn about asset prices potentially tanking?

This is why we were able to conquer and defeat enemies as well as outproduce any other country in production of tanks and artillery.

The stock market tanked, my friends and colleagues took a big hit and rent checks kept coming in.