Or selling, paying the taxes, and investing into an oil and gas mineral rights royalty fund? 

Bleach binds with the oils from the body and causes the dingy, yellowing you get.

All I can think of is Texas has been thru Oil Boom and Bust and has tighter bank restrictions.If you can come up with the $400k as down payment, that is probably the better way to go than the SBA loan.

Here are my takeaways directly from their presentation:-US best cities for millennials-Most diverse city in the US-Best seaport in North America-#2 top metro for job growth-#1 best hospital for cancer-22 fortune 500 companies, 2nd to NY-3.1% unemployment-6 out of every 10 jobs in Texas will be added in Houston through the year 2040-Growing 4x’s faster than the US population-2nd fastest growing economy in America-The Texas Medical Center is the largest medical center in the world-21 hospitals-8 academic and research institution-21,000 physicians, scientists, and researchers-110,000 employees-170,000 operations annually-Upcoming $1.5B expansion that broke ground in 2019 and is expected to be completed in 20222-New campus is expected to have a $5.2B impact on Houston and create projected 30K new jobs-University of Houston-$1B planned expansion over the next 3 years-Located extremely close to the medical center and downtown-New $100M college of medicine scheduled to break ground in Spring 2020Basically, Houston is not all about oil and gas!!!

Some folks like deep sea fishing and fresh seafood and the nightlife of South Florida.

Not sure if you're asking genuinely or fishing for a sub-to or seller's finance package.

Perfect time to buy an oil lease (100% ROI or more)You can join venture with somebody else!

Yes, based on the other facilities near by it will be mainly Class A RV's and Pontoon/Fishing Boats. 

If stench doesn't go, paint the subfloor and baseboard with Kilz Original primer (oil-based).

Be a fisherman baiting hooks for the right fish fishing in the right location, and per above, fishing at the right time.