An alternative is to look into the Wells Fargo Business Deposit Card.

The alternative is getting a court order which, absent the other methods, relies on publishing in an adjudicated newspaper. 

Alternatively, you may want to look at purchasing a duplex of 4-plex with a FHA loan, living in one unit & renting out the other(s) for a year or two, then holding it strictly as an investment.  

Here is the information for a cheaper alternative.

Learn some nothing down techniques and use themFind sellers and negotiate with them directly (unlisted properties)Ask your agent to send you expired listing dailyMake offers 20% below last listed price on expired listingsMake Trial Offers and  use Second Stage negotiations Flip some properties every month to create cash reserve and cash flow.Always ask for seller financing in your contract offerAsk for Principal Mortgages, delayed settlements and early pay-off discountsTake a portion of your money to advertise for propertiesRun radio ads for real estate wantedUs a skinny contractsHave your agent take out the clause in his contrat "Time is of the Essences"Build in an automatic extension in your contract (have it before you need it)Have fun and build your real estate portfolioCharles

Are alternative assets their sole focus?  

Alternately you can become their "Assistant" (annual fee applies), and get your own login details if they are receptive to allowing that.

Here's an alternative link, let me know if this one works:  http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/615-W-Saint-Catherine-St_Louisville_KY_40203_M30498-88981.I'm with you on not living in or investing in rough parts of town which is why I never even look at anything in the west end.  

Couple of quick ones off the bat..... zoning, availability of alternate landlords,  FCC, FAA, neighborhood groups, surrounding property uses, etc.  

While I recommend a number of brokers I trust and value to others looking to buy parks, I personally rely on relationships I have developed over the years to find the parks I am interested in buying, as do many successful mid sized to large operators.Frank & Dave teach techniques for building these relationships through their Boot Camps and other materials.