Evidently, you demonstrate traits of one who is mentally unstable. 

This is true, and in my opinion it's a dangerous mindset all the way around and also demonstrates why setting a reasonable floor for things like minimum wages that adjust with inflation isn't a bad idea.

Also, good income can demonstrate that they are capable of attaining a higher level of achievement which comes into play when I teach them how to do their financial calculations.3) They MUST learn all the Financial Calculations and can put together a 10 Year Business Plan.

I'm not trying to get bogged down on every detail, but perhaps someone with some experience can help clarify the following requirement for the Principal Loan Originator:https://mortgage.nationwidelicensingsystem.org/slr/PublishedStateDocuments/FL-Mtg-Broker-New-App-Checklist.pdf"The Principal LoanOriginator must also demonstrate to the satisfaction of the Office of Financial Regulation that he or she has been actively engaged in a mortgage broker related business for at least one year before being designated as a Principal Loan Originator.

However, taxpayers who do not meet a safe harbor can still qualify for a partial exclusion if they demonstrate that one of the three qualifying situations was the primary reason for the sale or exchange.

The proforma will demonstrate how much interest is required, length of time for bank payoff and the exposure for the lender.

Since I have no demonstrable income, and don’t want to liquidate my holdings due to tax implications, I was planning on getting a Bitcoin-backed loan and paying cash for the house.

You can do this from your 9-5, from the cashflow of your current investments, or both.Pure OPM - invest several times on your own to demonstrate your excellence and your non-newbie desperation, then allow others to invest with you.Simple OPM . . . not pure - forget all that experience, bro! 

So in one sense the intent that you can demonstrate easily is that you intended to hold it.There is one large court case in the last few years where a developer had his 1031 overturned on a property he sold after something like 12 years. 

^^ Numbers are fluid here, but the point is that it demonstrates to this person that you understand that they are a professional and offer value (the very reason you want to work with them) and that at this moment you are a man with a hope, not a ready, willing, and able buyer.