Since you say there are two doors underneath, a possibility (assuming this structure is level with the rim joist) is to slot the rim joist and cantilever 12-16' 2x8 or 2x10s to take the point load at the house, and then locate the outer beams properly.

I don't see an upside, it sounds like gambling to me, and I hate flushing $$$ into slot machines.

I earned some hours when I was in ROTC and hoping to earn a pilot slot.

I guess there are only so many "slots" or agents they allow for any given area.  

The only slot available was 7 am until 9 am before my first meeting.

LOLI would slot "knowing your market" at number 5 (before deciding your niche) and also at number 8.  

Thus, someone booked a prime slot for next to nothing on VRBO.

How do you allocate and rotate date slots?  

Is it a grounded outlet (3 prung plug) or ungrounded (old houses and you will just see 2 slots for the plug without the ground under it)  You can try to handle this yourself.  

Positives: On a positive note, doing this would free up 5 conventional loan slots for future acquisitions.