The sellers are an elderly couple in poor health and have conveyed to me how badly they need to sell the property.

Borrow it from a family member or friend, or find an 18 month 0% APR Credit card that is willing to send you checks that you can deposit into your account, but make sure it pay it completely off before the promotional rate expires.

Promoting dishonest and/or illegal practices hurts the RE profession in general.  

Financial HealthUnderstand the financial health of the borrower – do you have any indicators that show the deal going bad?

Does anyone have experience with how turnkeys are priced with and without a Turnkey marketer?  I am wondering if the price of the property is typically increased because there is an additional middleman.  Or since the...

The link is below - it is to an article on my website so not sure if the Moderator aparatchiks will take it down for "self promoting", but it's just an article, moderator!  

@Daniel, why don't you go get your own life and health license and play around with various life insurance quoting softwares and do it yourself? 

I think I need to go for some promotions.

Contact both the local building inspector and county health department to find out your options to file a complaint.

Hopefully, you're not just posting to promote the event (I see you only have 2 other posts with the same topic) and not just trying to get local BP'ers like @Khamal Davis to attend.