Also our floor stain was lighter than we expected so we had to do two coats, which took forever to dry and we ended up having to reschedule a ton of showings.

They love it there, have somewhat low income (one is a hair stylist and the other works at a restaurant).   

Is it dry camping?

You really can't keep water out from the inside.If you want a dry basement, keep water away from the outside. 

I was pulling my hair out dealing with check ins and outs, cleaners and more!

Gotta work the math -- and it isn't as cut/dry as some posters above suggest.So that brings up: how much does a property manager take out of your hide?  

My contractor turned out to be a scam artist and I am certain he is singlehandedly responsible for about 50% of the gray hairs on my head.

The entryway floor and all the floor I could see was full of hair.

FHA/VA loans trending a hair above 6.5%.

Just because hair is found inside a clogged drain the clog is not the tenant's fault when they rent a unit with ancient plumbing that was 99% clogged the day they moved in. the poor drainage system snags the hair and there is nothing the poor tenant can do to prevent the drain from clogging.