I told them there is no legal requirement for me to provide the ID and contact information for all of the managing members of the LLC, and their response was basically, "where is your law degree?"

ASAP: In response to the coronavirus pandemic, all rental property owners should contact their local and state rental property owner associations. 

Here's my idea of what your "take aways" ought to have been, buddy ole pal:#1 - I have come to realize my knowledge of basic housing 101 is lacking to a degree that is life-threatening to my tenants.#2 - Now that I have come to this realization, I need to make educating myself on housing safety my number one priority, and until I obtain this education and can competently manage a residential building, I ought not to purchase any additional properties.#3 - In the meantime, I should probably consider hiring a property management company for the interim, and maybe retain their services indefinitely.

Up until this point, an asset associated with my IRA has not existed.  

If a variable isn’t included in the image, that means that we can’t tell with a high degree of certainty that it isn’t zero and thus doesn’t impact the model.

This was summer in central CA so I don't know why on earth she would offer such a thing, It was 100 degrees outside, but that was HER idea so I said they could stay as long as the birds never, ever, EVER go back inside my house.To their credit, they left the place spotless, but now Lucas has revived the latent horror of wondering how much those birds peed and crapped on my furniture.  

Looking at the Facebook comments, I think most people don't understand this will not apply to them unless they are housed in association with one of those partners. 

Do you know of any real estate groups/associations  to connect with?

Our ability to work with a tenant is greatly increased when that tenant shows that they care about our situation and seeks to fulfill their financial obligations by utilizing programs intended for that purpose, rather than choosing to put us in a situation where we lack the funds necessary to pay the bills associated with the rental property.3) The NH state government has issued an order to provide "immediate access to unemployment benefits to individuals who are unable to work or who have reduced hours due to the COVID-19 pandemic".

As @Jared Baker mentioned, if you are the buyer they can present a great opportunity, although there are obvious risks associated with cost over runs in any necessary rehab/repairs.I read this as if you are asking if you foreclosure is the way to go to get OUT of a property.