Appraisals here are worth just a hair above jack friggin' squat.

when you find yourself coveting Donald Trump's hair piece......... even though you have a full head of hair.when, while telling the priest in the church confessional that you're going the straight and narrow and giving up the mistress, you find yourself preoccupied with calculating the the additional revenue the apt you provided her will bring in.when you begin fantasizing that global warming and the melting of the polar ice caps may some day turn your troubled lower income properties into valuable beach front properties.

You can always change your hair style...

:D You never know, they might have friends or family they can crash with, even thought they have not said this - and they would be out of your hair.

There are tons of out of work RE agents out there that would gladly take $100 a week; stay out of your hair and keep the gov't off your back.

I didn't know that lawyers were sworn to honesty.I do know that in Florida it requires more education to become a hair-dresser than it does to become a real estate agent.

During their presentation of the coaching program, they introduce that they use a goal (income) tracking chart to help their students visualize and track the income goal.

Here is what we are up against http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_supply Look at the chart mid way down the page.

For example, if a newbie has 20 years experience running other businesses, he probably doesn't need a lawyer or accountant to help set up a LLC or chart of accounts.

I was doing my hair makeup etc...