I'm qualified and a member of a professional body.

You can work out where they could drop a fat gift card on the floor somewhere later.

You literally stick to the kitchen floor as you walk and it has a serious odor of stale beer and body odor.

You're talking a jumbo loan, so your options are somewhat limited, but I'd let the mortgage broker/lender know he's about to lose that fat commission if they dont get their act together. 

@Pete SailhamerYou have the no smoking policy for the reason is better for every body so if i was you I would enforce it and ask them to smoke outside of the unit in the designated area.

Actually, there is a hug body of research suggesting (proving) that not having control is THE BEST way to earn good returns.  

You'll be in better shape (body-fat wise) at 39 than you ever were in your life.

As long as you're sabotaging yourself why not tell the wife that yes she does look fat!  

This will make you stronger also evaluate people's  dispositions on their body language words don't mean much.

@Dev Horn I like your analogy, it is certainly easier to see it that way, I am building my buyers list and in the meantime I will make sure to work on my motivated sellers, making sure I catch the big fat fish !