Sitting here in the process of being snowed in, it seems like the perfect time to ask...What are the timelines/rules people use for snow removal?

This sort of bait-and-switch-but-oh-too-late-you're-on-the-hook-LOL tactic is a perfectly common (and unfortunate) mortgage industry tactic in all of the following scenarios when you are working with the "preferred in-house lender" of the following entities...Turnkey providers.

Two sat around the leader told me my window is not perfectly square.

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Even if a property is amazing, pristine, in a perfect location, it won't matter if the team managing it isn't on the ball.

Also at the end for the day, the water heaters I have had fail, simply had a slow Leak in the basement and continued t function perfectly without any damage.

And perfectly timed.  

Communication on their part may not be perfect.

This is a perfect question for you to help folks on BP @Bob Bowling as I know you are very knowledgeable regarding holding title. thanks for your helpI should add a question into the scenario of ....

@Jameson Sullivan, that's a perfect "BRRRR strategy" start, and is often highly recommended.