Is there a product available to LLCs that’s very similar to a HELOC, that is secured against the asset, but doesn’t have extreme costs like hard money, typical portfolio loans for flippers, etc.?

I would be at the mercy of the sellers lawyer and the slow court system.

Most of them have really slowed down.  

Both are a great way to get started slow and learn the basics, before jumping unprepared into wholesaling and risking to get a black eye and walk away to quickly from what could be a great career opportunity for you.

Real scam - carbon monoxide is a by product of the combustion process. 

Home improvement products, Real Estate, encyclopedias, it doesn't matter those are standard cold call numbers since the dawn of man or something.If you know them it's easier.  

They are slowing being removed from my properties. 

It's like trying to solve a Rubic's cube under a slow strobe light.

Regarding occupancy, I'm feeling a little slow this morning...can you please expound on your explanation? 

There are several products to buy in the store or you can buy a small extractor from any big box store.