Listing agent get's the offer and calls her investor buddy and says, "hey, that REO house that you've been looking at, if you want it, you need to get here today and make an offer for 100,100".

Will, Buddy as always a pleasure.

My buddy just paid on two lots.

I have a buddy that is giving my a good deal on the rehab but they still didn't believe it.

Who cares if you like the kitchen, you won't live there forever, and when you leave buddy you won't give a darn about the kitchen cabinets, only what cash flow that property generates.  

As my surfing buddies used to say...

My buddy did it for advertising and the voice sounds like the actor Morgan Freeman..Pretty cool.I bet the mountainous location is something to appreciate.

@Jeff Waggoner, welcome buddy sounds like a good initial plan...

I do have a contractor buddy that said he did a similar space more like 500 sq ft for about $60k very bare bones but still aesthetically pleasing.

It is 1000 times cleaner than my other rental property that is currently rented by an Officer in the Marine corps (single, no family, and house hacking with a buddy against the lease) I walk in there any time I want, unannounced.