There are only enough for 6 people in a place that sleeps 10.

I'll loose a lot less money and sleep keeping the property empty for another month than renting to tenants that destroy the property.And your statement regarding must rent to the 1st qualified applicant. 

for example, buy a 2-unit, rent out 1 unit, and then rent all the bedrooms in the other unit to friends and sleep in the basement or on a couch.let's recapnot easy: house hacking in NYCeasy: buying sub 30K houses that will turn into money pits and won't advance your goals at all

The home has 6 bedrooms and comfortably sleeps 16.

$120,000/0.06 equals $2,000,000.So in my mind the target should NOT be cash flow but rather building net worth.Despite what the gurus say, sufficient cash flow to be financially free can only come once one has sufficient capital to invest.Let’s be clear I only buy apartment propeties that cash flow but immediate cash flow to put spendable dollars in my pocket is NOT the primary goal.

You need sufficient rental income to cover your expenses, or you bleed money. 

I'm surprised the lawyer said a text is sufficient notice. 

That kind of shoot-from-the-hip approach can be fun for a minute, but it usually ends up like my old buddy Rick’s first deal.. he bought a distressed fourplex in Tucson years back without a real plan, and while he eventually turned it into a solid monthly cash flow, he spent the first six months sleeping with one eye on the tenant ledger, praying the HVAC wouldn’t bail on him after a hot desert day.

You may also put 5% down on a conventional loan with no self-sufficiency requirement. 

To remedy that, the carpets should be ripped up and sealant applied to the subfloor, at minimum.There are also tiles in the smaller upstairs bathroom that are lifting up and creating a safety hazard; putting a rug on top is not a sufficient solution.The house is in a condition that materially interferes with the health of household members.