If you are bored in the sea you can hiking in the tropical forest, only 20 minutes away, at night witnessing lava flowing from Mauna Loa eruption.

FYI for all making assumptive replies, this could just as easily be a situation where say the walls are erupting with mold and landlord is saying it's just a free houseplant and if don't like it was the walls with bleach daily, and calling any request for it being addressed as "blown out of proportion".

Gurus usually either get silent, or they erupt in childish fits of anger like you did :) Everyone here can see for themselves what I've laid out - and no one has stepped up to the challenge because they can't!