If everything else fails, you can mail them a burner phone with your number..As far as funding family money will probably be your first choice for both the purchase and the rehab.

I was not operating on all four burners!

The flame pattern on the burners had a significant amount of orange flame, indicating the burners could need to be cleaned or may not be properly combusting, and 3.

REI has been a long term goal of mine that got put on the back burner while starting our family.

In the event of any lease issues I would buy my little niece a burner phone and have her call in the middle of the night."

For example, if you can prevent the nightmare tenant, you avoid--well-- nightmares (like real ones, where you lose sleep or wake up worried how the eviction will play out or toss and turn wondering if the non-paying tenants are trashing your place; you drift off imagining them doing nefarious things under dim lamps with bunson burners and beakers amid a pile of trash surrounded by half feral pit bulls resting on dirty mattresses)... 

So when they get calls for new jobs with more money yours goes on the back burner.

One burner is gas, the other oil burner.  2 units are on 1 gas and 1 electric meter. 

You pay to much upfront you're going on the back burner and job likely won't get done.

I don't really care whether the back right burner of the stove doesn't work or there's some water damage on some joists somewhere.