Is that a decent enough argument, even though I quoted from the "black book?"

When I did 6 of my other units, I found a local greenhouse supplier that had 300 foot rolls of black poly that was 160 psi.

Look for the black squiggly line in the body of water and it will have an elevation; that's your floodplain elevation. 

Dewalt is owned by none other than Black and Decker . . .Now you may have heard of some the following tool makers - Craftsman StanleyHusky Porter Cable Bostich MAC tools ProtoBlackhawk. . .sound familiar?

And watch Black Mirror "Nosedive" on Netflix. 

Just had black granite installed yesterday, one of the runs was about 6 feet long.

Ensure that you can validate a decision in black and white if challenged.

I use Costco home delivery (or whatever company contracts through them) for most stuff, mainly: large pump bottles of shampoo & conditioner, bath/shower bar soap, tide pods, dishwasher tabs & dish soap (Also fill bathroom soap dispenser 25% with dish soap then add water to make foaming hand soap); salt, black peppercorns, microwave popcorn (this is the only "snack" or food I provide); Toilet paper, paper towel, tissues; tea & hot chocolate, coffee mixers I have a large cabinet in the laundry room that I keep locked up.

In a pinch instead of a vapor barrier we've used black roofing paper. 

I'd suggest you paint all trim white.3 Main door to get a nice red, black or a blue, to give the entrance a nice pop.