But for any sort of regular support its a really pain unless the agent has a "buddy" who can quickly look everything up and somehow help with access. 

I regularly track those percentages much like I track the breakout of my stock market investments (Growth, Growth and Income, Aggressive, and International (Yes, that’s another Dave Ramsey’ism).

Hand written letters work well when you deal with regular home sellers that are looking for just a one time buyer to buy their house.So what I would do, is don't hide the fact that you are a company, show it off.

When you sell make sure you look into a 1031X rather than a regular sale so you can defer the taxes. 

I'd like to set up a meeting on a regular basis to form some community, share what we're up to, and synergize.  

Although it said you can make arrangements to have the body shipped home.. but I suspect that is probably a 20k spot or so..  

Regular height or high Ceiling.  

In regular times you would be best serving 60 days notice, but it they don't leave, you still have to go through formal eviction proceedings.

I still go by regularly to check everything myself and restock consumables.

You also have to bury the body on the land of said rental.